Kincaid Chronicle

13th September 2005

(Season 13 Game 18)

Hello Sportsfans....

Last nights match summed up in one word.... CRAP Last nights match summer up in two words.... (INSERT EXPLETIVE) CRAP

Last night Da Famulee lined up against the Kings of Whinge, and after allegedly losing the toss we were forced to bat, as i strolled down from the umpires booth i was quietly informed that i was captain and quickly turned in shock and dismay....

That was the last good thing that happened tonight, we batted, poorly i might add, only highlight being Sticksy zaking his first 2 and then being stitched up by Mary, which will no doubt be returned in kind...

I think we scored 39, skins of 12, 6, 13, 8... yes and the cries of SURELY we couldnt win it from here, were more mere formalities...

Then we bowled, and fielded if you can call it that... And the scored 100+ for an absolute schlacking... I believe a new record was made, with -3 gaining the 3 'tooths points*...

Special thanks to Herc for his off field banter and especially for putting his hand up for a shout, only to come back to late to drink our beers before we had to field....

To the bastard who knocked over Sticksy beer... I'll find you, and then i'll congratulate you!!!

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Looking forward to next week, we play arch foes Mod Squad, at the now familiar graveyard shift, with newbie Mikkay, and a possible appearance of Mick Hamood, and the suspension of Mary for 3 negative net worths, after gaining the 3 tooths points...

And to that i say, THIS CLUB IS FARKKKKEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary

*mandatory note mark, indicating that it is only possibly a new record

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