Kincaid Chronicle

Partridge Famulee Vs Klub Mondo Bizarre

(Season 13 Game 1)

Game time 310505 530pm. I'd been wondering how my 150th game would come about. It wasn't much different to any other night. Parked the car... looked over to the House of Pharken; the smoke ebbed and flowed on the cool night breeze as 47 cancer sticks glowed dimly on the steps in the fading light. I had a feeling Shirley would be here tonight...

Fresh off a defeat in a grand final i toyed with multiple ideas on how mediocrity could best be achieved... the sweat started to bead on my brow.

Cut to the coin toss... "Heads I called" cos as we know tails never fails in NSW but the house of pharken sits deep in the heart of ACT.... the coin spun high glinting in the court light... heads it was. We'll have a bat thanks...

As I settled in over the icy cold Carlton Premium I sent Hersch & Bukkake in... after a promising couple of juans and twose the boys looked shaky at -4.. Shirley said they couldn't stay neg to start the season... and Shirley was right once more... both guys zakkingup and ending on a positive note with 36...

Have a go Mary and Schlanga... and a go they did... Schlanga trying real hard for a fine facing 6 of the 8 balls in the first over... they eeked out 18 with Schlanga on -2

54 after two pairs... With Shirley spending sometime at the speakeasy none of us knew if we had a chance...

Forrest and Scotty B were next to stride out... You'd think after hitting 4 zaks they'd have this case wrapped up... but once again Shirley had the better of them... departing the arena with 20....

Sticks and I strode out... full of confidence... and 4 zaks later we'd done our job... with 28...

Da Famulee 102 a good total most weeks... Did Shirley have other ideas????

Sticks, Forrest, Bukkake and Schlang got us off to a flyer the first partnership kept to 2... Shirley was getting nervous...

Scott, Hersch Knuckles and Mary up next.... even though 2 wickets fell... the ball didn't go to hand enough and they put on 35 for the second pair... Our odds had blown out and Shirley was breathing easy...

3 wickets in the next 8 overs and Shirley had done her job once more with Klub Mondo Bizarre coming away with the points after slogging their way to 124... a disappointing way to notch up the 150th but mediocrity won out once more...

Knuckles...

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