Anyway, I thought that this looked like some sort of platform so, in went Herschelle and Schlang to either cement that platform or make it sleep with the fishes. These dudes did not disappoint and ended with a nice partnership of 27 including a zac from Schlang in the 6th over. I must say, 24 and 58 adds up to 82 in my book but, the team total at this stage shows 76 in the scoresheet. I donít know what the deal is but, the scoresheet never lies.
Kleenex and Bevour (aka Bebbo thanks to my Pertharian accent) went in next. Iíve obviously got no idea how to add, since Bevo scored 31 (zaked it up in the 9th over) and I scored 12 to give usÖ33. What Da? Team total up to 117.
Boocake and Herc brought up the rear. And geeze, that rear was plump and round and it dragged on the ground. Final partnership of 2 with Boo carrying the bat to finish on 6 and Herc. Well, best not talked about really. Both batsmen (if you can call them that) hit a zak in the 14th over.
So, there we have it. Team total of 119. if I add the individual scores, I come up with 128. I donít know.
The Bilbyís went in, and we opened with Bevo (13), followed by Sticker (5) and Monners (8), finishing with myself Kleenex (2). So far, so good. Bilbyís on 28. No handicap yet.
Herc (14), Boocake(13), Schalng (24) and Herschelle(4) saw the Bilbyís move straight up to 83. Not so good, and the score still adds up.
We needed to rein these Bilbyís back into their burrow so, Monners(13), Sticks(6) and Boocake(3) were bowled to some effect. Unfortunately, I undid all their good work by giving away 18 runs. Bilbyís on 125. This guy can add.
We were still in with a chance. However, Herschelle(22), Bevo(18) and Herc(20) saw to it that we didnít. Schlang didnít follow the script and had only given away 1 run in the 15th over. Bilbyís by an ear with 186 runs ďaccuratelyĒ scored.
Editors Note: The umpire was in fact a dud. real score (score written)
Monners and Sticks 59 (58) Total 59 (58)
Hersch and Schlang 18 (24) Total 77 (76) Schlang scored -3 not plus 3
Kleenex and Bebbo 43 (33) Total 120 (117)
Bukkake and Herc 2 (2) Total 122 (119)